convention of the psychics

In This World and the Next Chapter 13

szaleniec1000 Jan 25, 2015 12:58

It took a while, but it's finally here. Here we learn exactly why Lord Potter (and by extension the author) thinks that Ron needs to be killed for something his future self did in another timeline. And it's as bad as you think it is.
( ITWATN Chapter 13 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jul 22, 2014 23:43

This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Jul 20, 2014 16:14

Last chapter's obligatory cliffhanger involved the arrival of three "extremely unwelcome visitors", who might have been house-elves, the Great One's geese, the Hogsmeade takeaway delivering the wrong pizza or just post owls again.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 28, 2014 21:47

Last time, our friends Portkeyed to Florida (can you even Portkey that far?) to board the nudist cruise. As you do. Their landing zone turned out to be, by the kind of contrived coincidence nobody does better than Hogwarts Exposed, the headquarters of a gang known as the "Chasers".

( This chapter contains attempted rape and its horribly mishandled aftermath. )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 May 18, 2013 16:21

At taekarado's suggestion, ITWATN!Harry shall henceforth be known as SCBE, because he's a self-centred bellend.

( ITWATN Chapter 8 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 21

szaleniec1000 Apr 15, 2013 21:09

And here's the rest.

( Chapter 21 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 20

szaleniec1000 Apr 15, 2013 21:09

I intended to post Chapters 20 and 21 together, but the post was too long for LJ so they're separate after all. 21 should be up in a minute.

Before we begin this sporking, some links. Firstly: a couple more interesting Neil quotes. Secondly: I said I'd WTFFanfiction the line about Hermione wanting to talk to Snape about pregnancy, and so I did.
( HTE Chapters 20 and 21 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 17

szaleniec1000 Apr 06, 2013 01:50

This chapter is entitled "From Frying Pan to Fire", but should really be "From Pseudo-Crisis to Other Pseudo-Crisis" considering that it's basically bookended by the fuckers.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 17 )

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